The Cow of Wisdom

My mother sent me a card the other day which reads like this:

Whenever you're uncertain
And you don't know what to do
The cow of wisdom always answers
Just chill out... and MOO

Right.

So this morning I was stood in my room after Becca and Plum had gone to lectures and I'm not joking, I was this close, THIS close to just standing there and MOOING.
Decisions, decisions. Oh, rar x